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Floydness

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The "yo mama" thread
« on: May 01, 2006, 11:47:27 AM »
ok everybody, just like the show.. give me your best jokes. Ill start

your mamas so ghetto her alarm clock says "WAKE UP NIGGA!"
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rik

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2006, 12:10:14 PM »
Your mom has a bigger dick than u.
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WestCoasta

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2006, 04:34:28 PM »
Quote from: rik on May 01, 2006, 12:10:14 PM
Your mom has a bigger dick than u.
LMAO


your mom is such a whore I boned her last night
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WestCoasta

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 04:35:46 PM »
ur mom is a BITCH
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WestCoasta

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 04:36:30 PM »
ur dad =  :camp:
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2006, 08:03:28 PM »
ur mom sucks so much dick they call her moby
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E. J. Rizo

Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2006, 08:12:18 PM »
your moms legs are like a 7-11 open 24 hours a day!  :o
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WestCoasta

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2006, 08:25:49 PM »
^^ ah ya, that made me laugh  ;D
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rik

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2006, 08:34:10 PM »
Your mom wears underwear with dick holes on them.
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Suga Foot

Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2006, 08:39:47 PM »
yo mamma so poor, I saw her walkin down the street the other day with one shoe on, and I was like "did you lose a shoe?" and she's like "hell no I just found one!"
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Native_Joe99

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 08:42:54 PM »
yo mama is so fat......Jesus Christ couldn't lift her sprirt...
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Javier

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2006, 08:43:43 PM »
This should have stayed in the Sports and Ent. Section, since it's about an MTV Show no? 
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2006, 08:44:45 PM »
yo mama is soo poor.......the last time she smellt a good meal is when a rich man farted... :nahnah:
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Native_Joe99

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2006, 08:45:44 PM »
yo mama is sooo big......her jeans....were made by HUMMER
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2006, 08:59:25 PM »
yo mamas so ugly her shits glad to leave
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