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Myrealname

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J Lo's nipple tweaker
« on: October 25, 2002, 08:02:45 AM »
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
With all the unemployment, you have to wonder how this guy landed his position with Jennifer 'J-Lo' Lopez. Apparently, when J-Lo is on the set of a new video, like she is now, she has a person (man) on the set as the official "NIPPLE TWEAKER." We will repeat - nipple tweaker. This guy keeps J-Lo's nips hardened buy tweaking them so she looks sexy for the final cut. I mean, we buss our humps daily in our hovel and we probably make WAY less than this guy. How Cruel Is LIFE? He literally has won the lottery of jobs, while we maintain the patience of Job - waiting for a job opening with Lil' Kim or Foxy Brown. Hell, Dolly Parton, give us a call!
(ahh rumors)

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Jome

Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2002, 06:12:16 PM »
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Hittman2001

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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2002, 06:18:22 PM »
 :o  Lucky Bastard
« Last Edit: October 25, 2002, 06:18:40 PM by Hittman2001 »
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budsmokeronly

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Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2002, 07:02:28 PM »
DAMN!!!!! that man is my idol
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Funkadelic

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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2002, 02:03:33 AM »
He's fired. That's my job from now on... ;)
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closetothalimit

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Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2002, 07:13:06 AM »
what kind of references would u need for a job like this?

i want to send my resume off to j lo, christina and shakira for the occupation Nipple Tweaker

then ill finally be able to come with a job that makes my parents proud
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bez

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Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2002, 12:07:28 PM »
oh my lordy, that job is tha shiznit. Imagine if they didnt go hard by tweaking them and he had to lick em. lol ahhhhhh dreams.
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Myrealname

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Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2002, 12:25:08 PM »
His job is something like make up
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2002, 02:27:00 PM »
Unbelievable lol
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2002, 08:20:11 PM »
Is anyone taking job openings for 'Anus Pokers'?


Just curious... ;D
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Jome

Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2002, 09:02:04 PM »
Quote from: Now_I_Know on October 26, 2002, 08:20:11 PM
Is anyone taking job openings for 'Anus Pokers'?


Just curious... ;D

Yea, they need someone in prison.
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Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2002, 09:16:19 PM »
LMFAO@nik n jome..

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bez

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Re:J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2002, 02:38:41 PM »
lolo at jome. Great cumback that lad.
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Proc pka KP

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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2021, 10:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Now_Im_Not_Banned on October 26, 2002, 08:20:11 PM
Is anyone taking job openings for 'Anus Pokers'?


Just curious... ;D

The guy above you.
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DJSpin

Re: J Lo's nipple tweaker
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2021, 06:56:42 PM »
Who the hell wants a job where you flick nipples but can't have sex
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