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White People Jokes
« on: November 03, 2002, 06:23:51 PM »
There's tons of racist jokes, but I haven't heard many jokes about white people.  The only one I think I've heard is:

What do you call a bunch of white people in a box?

Crackers.

Anybody know any others?
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2002, 07:11:54 PM »
Why did the black man cross the road?

Cause it said "No Animals This way"


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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2002, 10:12:30 PM »
What do u call 50 white guys hiking down hill?

an avalanch...
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2002, 04:43:02 AM »
i DONT get it and if u diss me again ill personally come beat the shit outa u

Q: WHAT DO U CALL A PAKI WIT A BIG NOSE

A: N.I.K. (THA CHICK WIT A DICK)
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2002, 07:48:27 AM »
NIK isn't no Paki, hes white.
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2002, 02:10:18 PM »
What do u call a school bus full of white people?

A twinkie
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2002, 02:19:19 PM »
What do u call a school bus full of white people?

A twinkie

lol
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2002, 03:19:19 PM »
niggaz, who the fucks this bitch shakira who cant take a joke, suddenly ppl bring in a few white jokes n he gets all off red faced n shit, man we all niggaz take what jokes y'all whites gotta say n then suddenly someone says sumthang about u n ya cheeks get all pink n shit, wtf, n then he trys dissin pakis to,lol lol shakira  u fuckin hoe
« Last Edit: November 04, 2002, 03:30:20 PM by LyRiCaL_G »
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2002, 03:24:39 PM »
What you do if an afgan is drowning?????








































Take your foot off his head.
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2002, 04:39:43 PM »
Q: what do you call a Brit who looks half decent and has been to a dentist before?



















A:never to this date has anyone fit that description
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2002, 08:05:11 PM »
This is an old NYC joke...
 
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's Day...
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2002, 08:29:19 PM »
man we all niggaz take what jokes y'all whites gotta say
you n*g*e*s dont have any other choice


***Edited for explicit and or offensive material for the sensitive negro***
« Last Edit: November 04, 2002, 08:36:08 PM by Grinch Nilla »
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2002, 09:29:49 PM »
what do u call a white person on fire?

a fire cracker


hhahahahaha
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2002, 09:48:22 AM »
what do u call a white person on fire?

a fire cracker


hhahahahaha

lol
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2002, 02:34:52 PM »
How do you cicrumsize a cracker? You kick his sister in the jaw.

Ya fuckin' rednecks.