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Jay ay Beee

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Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« on: September 14, 2002, 02:58:51 AM »
A farmer decides to get himself a new rooster on account of his current rooster being rather old. So he goes to the market and picks out a nice young strapping rooster to bring home. When he gets back, he throws the rooster into the henhouse. Upon surveying the lovely plump hens he'll be living with, the young rooster notices an old scraggly rooster in the corner...

young rooster: Hey you! what are you doing in my henhouse?!?!

old rooster: Oh um.. I live here...

YR: not any more it's not! I'm the new rooster around here!

OR: Oh...well maybe i could just stay in the corner here with a hen or two...i won't bother you...

YR: Noway Pops! OUt you go! this is my house now!

OR: Awww please? Really...I won;t bother you...

YR: Hit the road gramps! You're on my turf!

OR: ok..well..maybe if i beat you to a footrace can i stay?

The young rooster laughs heartily....

YR: Pops, if you beat me to a footrace then I'LL leave and you can have this henhouse to yourself!

So the two roosters walk outside and the old rooster draws a line in the sand

OR: ok we'll race from this line, around the farmhouse, then back across this line...

YR: Nooooo Problem! I'm gonna kick your saggy little chicken butt!

The two roosters line up....they get ready...

OR: oh you wouldn't mind giving me a bit of a headstart would you?

YR: sure thing grampy you can have as much of a head start as you want...I'll still kick your butt.

So the old rooster takes off running and the new rooster gives him a ten second head start. At the count of ten, the young rooster takes off at a fast pace, thinking he will overtake the old rooster in a matter of seconds. The young rooster has the old rooster in his sights, and he is gaining rapidly. The old rooster is running as fast as he can, but it just isn't enough! Just as they round the last corner of the house, the young rooster is right on the old rooster's backsides. the old rooster is huffing and puffing and can't carry on much longer! The two roosters pass by the front of the farmhouse with the young rooster right behind the old rooster... Just as they run past the front door to the farmhouse the farmer steps out the front door with his shotgun and blasts the young rooster into a cloud of feathers and says...

"Goll Durnit! That's the third gay rooster i bought this week!"


lolz
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Tha_Reverend

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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2002, 04:50:32 AM »
LOL.  Gay cocks.  LOL




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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2002, 07:27:14 AM »
lol
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2002, 11:03:54 PM »
;D   ;D   :D   :)   ;D   :o   ;D

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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2002, 11:44:55 PM »
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;D   ;D   :D   :)   ;D   :o   ;D


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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2002, 08:49:14 AM »
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LOL.  Gay cocks.  LOL




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Word, LMAO
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bez

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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2002, 09:07:57 AM »
Considering how big that was it wasent that funny. You mite as well of said:

The young rooster was behind the old rooster and the farmer shot him because he thought he was gay.

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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2002, 09:08:30 AM »
;DFunny ;D
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2002, 09:37:58 AM »
lol
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2002, 02:52:10 PM »
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You mite as well of said:

The young rooster was behind the old rooster and the farmer shot him because he thought he was gay.


That'd fuck the whole joke up. U first need to tell people the rooster got shot to make em curious and then cum up with the reason as funnily as possible. But that joke is too long
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2002, 01:31:32 AM »
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cunt ;D
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2002, 01:36:00 AM »
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2002, 01:58:18 AM »
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pissin me off  ;D
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2002, 02:05:16 AM »
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Re: Jay ay's Joke of the Day
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2002, 02:07:34 AM »
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