NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

[King Tech Quadafi]

> got this in an email
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>1.
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>People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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>2.
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>The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.
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>3.
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>People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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>4.
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>When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it?
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>5.
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>When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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>6.
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>When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.
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>People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
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>8.
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>When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
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>9.
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>When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!
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[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

These were all posted before...PeACe

[King Tech Quadafi]

interesting,

how far back? far back enough that only vets like u remember? cuz that way some people wont have seen this

or was it just recently posted?

[Pillow]

lol, all 9 are very true.....

[LAZY]

LMMFAO all funny ass things

[EM28]

these are all true and funny

[__kaLipZo__]

funny but i still look around for the remote....

[Quakaveli]

Jeez anger management...muuthafucka

[Suga Foot]

lol funny chit

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

interesting,

how far back? far back enough that only vets like u remember? cuz that way some people wont have seen this

or was it just recently posted?

like 3 months...PeACe

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Dats some real talk......lmao.

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

hahahah funny shit

[Lost Titan]

lol it was funny

[Snoop_da_BOSS]

hehe, funny shit, Tech... true, though.. I liked the idea of pointin on you crouch, when askin 4 a washroom.. I should try dat... hehe.. it reminds me of "Bailey's" commercial...

Chuuch!! [/glow]

[Instant_Killa]

these are all true and funny