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King Tech Quadafi

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NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« on: December 18, 2002, 06:23:28 PM »
> got this in an email
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>People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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>The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.
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>People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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>When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it?
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>When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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>When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.
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>People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
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>When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
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>When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!
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"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2002, 06:57:38 PM »
These were all posted before...PeACe
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2002, 07:05:22 PM »
interesting,

how far back? far back enough that only vets like u remember? cuz that way some people wont have seen this

or was it just recently posted?
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"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

- Lewis Carroll
 

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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2002, 07:06:42 PM »
lol, all 9 are very true.....
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2002, 07:19:30 PM »
LMMFAO all funny ass things
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2002, 07:26:19 PM »
these are all true and funny
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2002, 07:45:43 PM »
funny but i still look around for the remote....
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2002, 09:45:44 PM »
Jeez anger management...muuthafucka ;D
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2002, 09:57:55 PM »
lol funny chit
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2002, 10:39:05 PM »
Quote from: KING TECH QUADAFI on December 18, 2002, 07:05:22 PM
interesting,

how far back? far back enough that only vets like u remember? cuz that way some people wont have seen this

or was it just recently posted?


like 3 months...PeACe
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2002, 10:51:29 PM »
Dats some real talk......lmao.












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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2002, 06:56:46 AM »
hahahah funny shit
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2002, 07:04:42 AM »
lol it was funny
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Re:NINE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2002, 12:56:54 AM »
hehe, funny shit, Tech... true, though.. I liked the idea of pointin on you crouch, when askin 4 a washroom.. I should try dat... hehe.. it reminds me of "Bailey's" commercial...

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2002, 01:07:41 AM »
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