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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« on: March 07, 2003, 05:17:32 PM »
One day, Tech was visiting a gay strip club, when one of the male-strippers requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, Tech, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

Tech replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would bomb me!"

"Oh, please?" the stripper asked again in a sexy little voice.

"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The man asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, Tech crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Sccit, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2003, 05:23:32 PM »
LMAO...pretty good joke...in other words...

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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2003, 05:25:39 PM »
lmao...didnt expect that coming at all, thought tech was gon be fudgepackin tha stripper..but nice joke nik, cleva
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2003, 05:34:05 PM »
LMFAO
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2003, 10:12:02 PM »
NIK, a personal question if u may....

Is it possible to fit so many people on your nuts? Does Verbal Assaulta and Kalipzo have any breathing room?

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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2003, 10:18:51 PM »
Im breathing just fine...............although I dont know how Mrs. Tech is doing


* Looks down *



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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2003, 10:39:34 PM »
Hmm, I see your humour is better developed than NIKs. However, had you replaced "Mrs.Tech" with "Tech's Mom", it would actually be funny. Dont trip. Its all Jesus. Just Try Again.
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"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2003, 10:39:48 PM »


yeah i shaved it :P
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2003, 01:17:34 AM »
LoL...Tech, just admit it...The joke was funny...PeACe
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2003, 01:18:51 AM »
Quote from: King Tech Luciano on March 07, 2003, 10:39:34 PM
Hmm, I see your humour is better developed than NIKs. However, had you replaced "Mrs.Tech" with "Tech's Mom", it would actually be funny. Dont trip. Its all Jesus. Just Try Again.


Did u not read my joke? He was implying that Mrs. Tech (from my joke) is a slut...Stupid Faghan doesn't understand shit...
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2003, 02:10:40 AM »
lol that's fucked up ;D
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2003, 02:33:22 AM »
Quote from: mauzip on March 07, 2003, 10:39:48 PM


yeah i shaved it :P

lol@ NIK and his homie rollin round tha hood...in they yacht
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2003, 10:50:09 AM »
Quote from: .:DayGoStyLz:. on March 08, 2003, 02:33:22 AM
lol@ NIK and his homie rollin round tha hood...in they yacht

It was a catamaran :P
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2003, 10:58:16 AM »
LOL@Tech gettin pissed and gettin picked on
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Re:!!Shave Your Beard!! ~JoKe~
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2003, 11:33:42 AM »
I'm not taking stands in your personal lives, I'm just sayin' that that was a pretty damn good joke!  ;D
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