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7even

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Re: Congratulations Spurs
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2007, 04:27:14 PM »
On paper the difference is far from as huge as in execution.. I'm not bothering to go into detail, but there are no hopes for the Jazz to win this series. I mean, the Spurs are together for so many years, they saw everything. Boozer just really came back from injury this season, as did AK-47.. and their Starting PG is in his 2nd season  :-X
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Re: Congratulations Spurs
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2007, 05:17:03 PM »
I don't care, it's gunna be great basketball. I wouldn't underestimate Jerry Sloan.
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Re: Congratulations Spurs
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2007, 05:20:05 PM »
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Number of times Tim Duncan makes the god-awful "Who me?" bug-eyed face: 498

Number of times Ginobli flops like a soccer sissy to draw a foul: 35

Number of times we're forced to hear about "what a great guy Derek Fisher is": 73

Number of steroid injections Boozer gets during the series: 3

Number of zits Boozer develops on his face during the series: 28

Number of fouls Bowen commits that don't get called: 4,527

Number of actual fouls we hope it'll take for Boozer to bodyslam Bowen: 1

Number of minorities spotted at any Jazz home game: 5

Number of times Eva Longoria changes wedding plans during series: 8

Number of times AK-47 cries: 1

Number of big shots Rob Horry makes: 0

Number of big cheap shots Rob Horry makes: 2

Number of fans Spurs will gain from the series: -8,752 [yes, that's a negative sign]

Number of exciting games we'll have: 0

Number of games that'll pass SpongeBob Squarepants in the ratings: NONE


Enjoy the series (all 7 of you). My toilet calls.
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Re: Congratulations Spurs
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2007, 07:58:34 PM »
I guess ya'll rather have a GS-Phoenix WCF. ::)
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