To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?

[Sikotic™]

Are mosquitos biting the fuck out of you? I look like I got smallpox in this motherfucker because I have no AC so I leave windows open and somehow these cocksucking mosquitoes get past my screen door and feed on me. I probably got bird flu or West Nile by now.

And I had my fuckin car washed only to get littered with butterfly and mosquito guts all over my windshield.

I call for the extinction of these insects. Fuck them in their arses.

[Cali Climate]

And BEES! there are also bees like a motherfucker all around my apartment. and spiders, fuck this warm weather all living things come out to play shit.

[Kool Beenz]

fuckin skeeters

[jeromechickenbone]

I got scorpions out here in the desert but that's about it.  I'll be in the midwest in a week in a half at the lake where I'm sure I'll get my fair share of mosquito bites. 

If you want a lame home remedy, keep a dryer sheet in your pocket.  Mosquitos hate that shit.  At least that's what a forwarded email told me back in 2002.

[RapAddict]

I'm not in SoCal, but in BC out in the wilderness we have crazy amounts of mosquitoes. I hate the bloodsuckers,  I hope they drink some HIV infected blood and die.

[Elano]

I probably got bird flu or West Nile by now.

LOL

[K.Dub]

My city in April

[jeromechickenbone]

My city in April

Your city looks fuckin dope.

[M Dogg™]

You know what, one thing I miss about California is that mosquitos aren't the problem they are in Minnesota. In Minnesota, since we have so many lakes, mosquitos are out 24/7.

[Moe]

And BEES! there are also bees like a motherfucker all around my apartment. and spiders, fuck this warm weather all living things come out to play shit.

i came home from work one day and went straight to the bathroom to take a leak. i turned on the light whipped out my massive manhood and started pissing. all of a sudden a huge bee started flying straight for me and hit me in the chest and made me drop my pecker, which made me piss on myself a little. after i finished pissing i picked up my slipped and crushed that rat bastard.

no one make me piss on myself and lives

[Al Bundy]

And BEES! there are also bees like a motherfucker all around my apartment. and spiders, fuck this warm weather all living things come out to play shit.

i had a bee infestation outside my front door for two days. i couldn't leave my home or get to the garage. i ended up hopping over my patio fence to leave every time i went out and parked the car on pch

[Javier]

Yeah, fucking bastards.

[Jaydc555]

Mosquitoes are the Jews of the insect world they feed off the blood of others.

[Don Jacob]

i was going to say we didn't have that problem here, but then i awoke from a nap with a big bite under my eye.

[Blasphemy]

The Heat, has been hurting my sleeping habits.I can't sleep if I'm over heated =(.Getting a swamp cooler for my place so we can still cool in the summer. Saves money/keeps my ass cool. =) Bought a 1960 Bel Air, so my ass is outside working on it. lol its a bitch in the heat.But so worth it in the end, I'll post Pics when its done xD Also Yes, we had a Bee Hive recently removed also. Huge as mother fucker. lol Glade its gone.